butthole,,

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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keatonpickles:

honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

BUT SERIOUSLY


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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD


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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”


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targaryenxvx:

los-latidos:

I picked you out 
Of a crowd and talked to you 
Said I liked your shoes
You said thanks can I follow you? 
So it’s up the stairs 
And out of view
No prying eyes 
I poured some wine 
I asked your name you asked the time
Now it’s two o’clock, 
the club is closed we’re up the block
Your hands on me 
I’m pressing hard against your jeans
Your tongue in my mouth 
Trying to keep the words from coming out
You didn’t care to know 
Who else may have been you before
I want a lover I don’t have to love 
I want a girl who’s too sad to give a fuck
Where’s the kid with the chemicals? 
I thought he said to meet me here but I’m not sure
I got the money if you got the time 
You said it feels good I said I’ll give it a try
Then my mind went dark 

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